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PT: Okay, XOrry abOut that.
PT: XO, giXt Of thiX memO iX tO fOrmally invite all Of yOu tO a game.
PT: brOke intO the cOde Of the thing, curtOsy Of mikala. (thankX, mikala.)
PT: hOwever, thing lOOkX like it can hOXt a tOn Of clientX, XO i'm giving everybOdy a chance tO invite whOever they want befOre i actually eXplain.
you hacked a game?
TT: Y3AH NO FUCKING PROBL3M FUCKA55 OWO
PT: yeX and nO.
oh you must be mikala. the loud one.
FG: can I ask how you aquired this... game?
TT: WHY DO35 3V3RYON3 5AY 7HA7 OWO
NC: ∏aybe because y•uure l•ud ∏ikala l•l
you are certainly loud.
TT: W3LL FUCK YOU 7OO 7H3N I 7HINK 7HI5 I5 A P3RF3C7LY R3A5ONABL3 VOLUM3 OWO
are you sure about this one, nix?
NC: •H! +his gives ∏ee an idea f•r speccial hearing aids +ha+ ∏ake your earss less sensa++ive!
CC: 2eriou2ly why i2 2he like thi2 every time
PT: yOu knOw me, i triple checked everything.
TT: FUCK A7 L3A57 PHY57I G375 M3 OWO
NC: Y•ure da∏n righ+ I d•
i meant mikala, but good to know you're sure about the game. so, what sort of hack is it?
CC: ye2 let2 get 8ack on topic fuck
PT: dOn't knOw tOO much withOut bOOting it, but i didn't want tO actually fire it up and get gOing withOut knOwing whO waX and waXn't in.
TC: wait y0u called uss here and didnt even b00t the game up?
PT: lOOkX nOt quite mmO-eXque, but definitely XOme kind Of rpg.
FG: if there's a strategy element then I'm interested.
TC: how d0 y0u even kn0w what kind 0f game it iss if y0u havent b00ted the thing up :o?
FG: i'll have to junk together a husktop that can handle it though.
oh you know i'm in. a new game to break beneath our heels is always worth my time.
PT: digging thrOugh aXXetX, eXternal reXearch.
PT: i cOver my baXeX, ariele.
NC: I c•uld hellp y•u build a rig f•r the game, red!
PT: and liiraz, i can get XOme Xpare partX tO yOu, that'X eaXy.
TT: I DON7 KNOW WHA7 KIND OF N3RD 5HI7 3V3RYON3 H3R3 I5 ON BU7 I7 MIGH7 B3 COOL CAN I MURD3R 7HING5 OWO
PT: in XhOrt, mikala, yeX.
FG: my name is liiraz, not red.
TC: aight fine ig ss0undss like ss0mething at leasst :o)
okay red whatever you say.
TT: R3D R3D R3D OWO
FG: i will leave.
PT: guyX, cOme On. Xhe'X like... actually better than me at thiX Xtuff.
NC: d•n+ g•!!
TC: wait can we n0t call her red thatss fucking c0nfussing me :o( which red m0therfuckerss
FG: raz, you guys can call me raz.
CC: i can do raz tha2 pretty ea2y
FG: extra husktop parts are appreciated
PT: XO dO we want tO add tO thiX already inXane amOunt Of chaOX, Or can i truXt yOu guyX tO get adequate deXcriptiOnX tO any friendX that might want tO play?
TT: PHY57I HA5 ALL KIND5 OF 5HI7 OWO
NC: G••d cause I have liike, s•••••• ∏any of +h•se!
CC: the le22 of thi2 i gotta do the 8etter. i can find people
PT: y'knOw what, eurypa, yOu're gOnna lOve wOrking with raz.
PT: think playing with me, but like.. Xignificantly mOre prOfeXXiOnal.
TC: im ssure i got a few f0lks i can talk t0 ab0ut thiss :o)
NC: •h I'm g•nna invi+e +hiag•!
i might know one or two loners who need something to do.
NC: GUYYS I F•UND A REALLY C••L S+ICK
PT: i figure the mOre we get invOlved in thiX, the mOre entertaining it'll be.
TT: HOW COOL I5 I7 PHY? OWO
NC: BRUH S• C••L
CC: if by entertaining you mean chaotic then yeah i'd agree
PT: aren't thOXe pretty much the Xame thing tO yOu, khepri?
TT: YOU GO77A 5HOW M3 LA73R IM FUCKING GOING 7O YOUR HIV3 NOW YOU FUCK3D UP OWO
CC: yeah 8ut 2till felt like 2aying it nix
i bet i can drag the ex-heiress into this.
NC: Betchu w•n+! I have +• sh•w y•u ∏y new pr•jec+s!
TC: wait sshit the wh0 n0w
TT: ON MY FUCKING WAY NOW OWO
you know the one who got fucked up by the empress and ran away.
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FG: please tell me I misread that
i have her tag.
TC: h0ly sshit sshess n0t dead? :oO
FG: if she's alive she's a greater fugitive then even i am.
i'd say keep it a secret but i honestly think the empress already knows and just doesn't care.
CC: hilariou2 and har2h we 2hould hang out more
PT: i can think Of a few legendX like that, hOneXtly. nOt Xure hOw many are hOaXeX, thOugh.
i don't "hang out".
CC: no 2hit 2herlock it wa2 a joke
FG: im having second thoughts about joining this game now nix
try a funnier one next time.
CC: ow ouch my 8ravado :(
TC: iunn0 sshit sstill ss0undss c00l t0 me :o)
FG: you know a... diverse amount of trolls, nix
PT: raz, it'll be fine.
relax red, she won't eat you.
CC: who are you calling diver2e what doe2 that even mean
PT: getX yOu Out Of yOur Xhell a bit. tOld yOu i'd at leaXt try, right?
FG: ....i suppose
TC: hey 0ther red sstick with me itll be ssick :o)
FG: i trust you, nix
PT: i wOuldn't put yOu in thiX pOXitiOn if i waXn't Xure.
FG: always reassuring to see another rust
TC: yeah just sstick with me i g0tchu ;o)
PT: with mikala and raz, damn, i'm way mOre pOpular than mikala tellX me i am.
FG: with how alike you two sound i'm surprised you're not flush crushing on each other.
don't let it get to your head, nix.
CC: 2o 2he2 definitely not inviting anyone that was2nt already coming right?
CC: I cant handle more of mikala2 a22ociate2
PT: never, eurypa.
PT: khepri, yOu mean mikala? prObably nOt?
PT: waX a tOugh enOugh Xell tO her aX iX.
CC: ye2 and good that2 all i needed to hear
TC: how d0 yall feel ab0ut cl0wnssssss
never saw that one coming.
CC: never 2aw what one coming
the clown face troll wants to invite clowns. we are all shocked by this development.
FG: extremely hesitant
TC: damn i jusst kn0w a l0t 0f cl0wnss
PT: are they cOOl clOwnX like yOu Or what?
we get it red you're a lowblood.
TC: i mean maybe iunn0 im n0t fucking pssychic they aint sstabbing me th0 :o)
PT: prObably fine?
PT: i dOn't knOw, i truXt yOu.
CC: chri2t why i2 2he here WHY DO YOU TRU2T HER NIX
TC: thankss :o)
PT: truXt me.
FG: im sorry, were you brutally to tortured by the empresses subjugulators CA?
FG: ive earned my hesitance
sounds like a personal problem, red.
PT: grubX pleaXe.
CC: he called you grub2
PT: i mean all Of yOu tO an eXtent.
TC: hey hey hey y0u can trusst me raz i g0tchu remember? ;o)
why don't we just even it out and invite the violet killer?
will that make you happy?
CC: DO YOU
PT: dO we have cOnnectiOnX that reach that far??
TC: 0h sshit itss a party n0w huh :oD
well i'm not about to hand deliver an invitation.
FG: its always a party with trauma and murderers
TC: d0nt w0rry vi0let i gotchu ;o)
PT: like if we have XOmeOne whO can get tO her, i'm cOOl with it?
it's just a game, it's not like some clown is going to reach through the screen and grab you red.
CC: thi2 ju2t keep2 getting more and more wild and im here for it
FG: the things I've seen I wouldn't be surprised if one did.
PT: ariele, yOu knOw a tOn Of intereXting trOllX right?
pity party much?
TC: i kn0w all kinds 0f m0therfuckers yeahhhhh i can bring a wh0le fucking party ;o)
FG: but ive really got nothing else on my plate right now so i suppose i'll stick around
CC: damn like, i wanna 2ay 2omething 2nappy 8ut you just 2ad huh red
FG: its only a pity party if you're pitying me which would be gross please don't.
eww no. i mean you're obviously fishing for it.
FG: youre the one who started it so who's fishing.
TC: it d0ess kinda feel like that fucked up yall are making me agree with a vi0let :o(
FG: but anyways you're not my type
PT: Okay, again, gOnna call everyOne back On tOpic.
PT: gOnna Xend the zip, Xhare it with whOever yOu want, i'm Over it at thiX pOint.
TC: i g0tchu ;o)
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CC: 8ro you dont wanna 2ee thi2 tragic me22 unfolding before u2? im into it
i'm not a line casting type of troll.
alright nix i'll send it out.
CC: yeah you get caught on line2
seadweller joke, huh? still not funny, try harder.
NC: ∏IKALA BR•KE ∏Y C••L FUUCKING S+ICK
CC: goddamn rejected :(
FG: guess you're really on the hook for that one CC.
PT: perfect, appreciate yOur time, everybOdy.
PT: defX wanna get aX many cOnflicting perXOnality typeX aX pOXXible tO make thiX diXaXter a true dumpXter fire.
PT: Oh... wait, fOrget i Xaid that.
PT: definitely nOt a maXter plan.
CC: damn thank2 for the backup raz my ego
TC: 0h i can d0 that letss fucking d0 it
TC: ss0 many cl0wnss
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CC: damn tough crowd here tonight huh
PT: i mean yOu are kind Of a... XtrOng perXOnality, khepri.
CC: 2ee and i thought i wa2 being cordial a2 fuck tonight 2mdh
FG: if I'd have known sooner that was all it took to get her to quit talking to me was a couple of puns i would have started the punishment earlier
TC: vi0letss hate punss itss like a sscientific fact :o)
FG: good to know
PT: yOu twO will get alOng in game, i'm Xure. Xhe'X the One i run raidX with in dimenXiOn Of diXcOrd.
CC: you two are fucking wild i do have to give you that
PT: we're the beXt. tOp Of every leaderbOard fOr a reaXOn.
PT: we're inXanely gOOd at what we dO.
CC: 2till tho im coming for you 8oth 2o watch your 8ack2
PT: i cOunt On it.
TC: ss0 thiss iss like an mm0 thatss n0t an mm0 right?
FG: that's what it's sounding like
CC: 2ound2 fake but i tru2t you for 2ome fucking rea2on
PT: think Of it aX like Our Own perXOnal Xerver, but fOr the mOXt part, an mmO
TC: damn that ss0undss d0pe im in :o)
FG: a mrpg
PT: XO i can truXt yOu guyX tO get uX mOre playerX?
CC: 8ro i got you im gonna get a team 2o fucking 2ick youre gonna 2hit your2elf
FG: you don't mean me, right?
PT: nO, yOu're a bit Of an eXceptiOn, but i dO wanna make Xure yOu're Xtill in.
NC: I've g•+ s•∏e•nee in ∏ind!
TC: ass l0ng ass y0ure c00l with cl0wnss alth0ugh n0w i wanna find that vi0let killer :o)
PT: yOu have crazy cOnnectiOnX, i'm Xure One Of them knOwX XOmeOne that knOwX XOmeOne.
CC: i2 it more people like mikala phy2ti?
CC: because the le22 mikala2 the better
TC: you fucking kn0w it ;o)
NC: ∏ikkala did break my s+ick, I wan+ her PERMABANNED AND NERFED +• NERDY N••B L•SER FACE SUUPREME!
PT: Xweet, gOnna clOXe the memO nOw. i have a bar... thing... tO prepare fOr?
PT: which largely juXt meanX mentally preparing myXelf tO be arOund peOple whO aren't aX... ready? i gueXX? aX me.
CC: aight have fun with that i gue22 al2o i gue22 that2 up to nix lol
PT: i'll be in tOuch, dOn't run the inXtaller yet.
TC: fiiiiiiiiine :o(
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