You decide introductions are in order! Good on you.
Your name is SITHIS KHORNE and you are 9 Sweeps Old. Your interests include ACTION MOVIES, HOMEMADE FIREWORKS, PILOTING SPACECRAFT, and GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE. You dream about being a DASHING SPACE PILOT with a BADASS CREW and DESTROYING THE EMPRESS' FLEET but you would never talk about that out loud. Usually you can be found surfing the internet to find some shitty memes or watching kick ass movies like DIE HARD or DIE HARDER.
There is one troll that you constantly hear about, Skytte Malley. She seems realy cool, she's intent on MURDERING A WHOLE SHITTON OF SEADWELLERS, and given THE EMPRESS' DYSTOPIAN REGIME that definitely feels pretty badass to you and honestly it would be super cool to meet her some day. It's not like you have a FLUSHCRUSH or anything, absolutely not that's absurd. It's purely platonic in nature.
Your trolltag is adjunctConcussion and you write in a way that Makes it seeM like you're Much More daring and cOOl than you really are!!!
Now what are you going to do?